Don't Ignore this Tortoise is a game about a lore-less, gorgeous, porous high-tech tortoise who won't let you ignore this. The woman in the background can be ignored, however. She's all for this. Don't worry about her; she's just Judy. The objective of this game is to fly around the Galapagos landscape with the physics comparable to those in space, and dodge obstacles while shooting lasers out of your sternum until you are the only remaining entity of erradic movement. Use the tortoise's diagnosed flatulence issues to propel him freely across space-time and eliminate all pesky hexagonal chucks of rocks that may float in his way. He equipped this high-tech for a reason, however, so don't let him get hurt. Farewell.