How do I compare touch coordinates as a condition? [solved]

I'm trying to make a simple mobile game and I want to move my guy while the user is touching the screen which seems simple enough with Touch -> is in touch but what I'm getting hung up on is how to make him move left if I'm touching left of him and right if I'm touching right of him.

System -> compare two values, I just kept looking in touch my mistake.

Leaving this here in case anyone stumbles upon it at a later date.