My coworker told me to this ridiculous platformer on the Turbograph-16 that she and her sister used to play as a kid. I didn't believe a word she said. Then she sent me a link.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/oQTWA.png" border="0">
And so I made this.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/K6Qes.png" border="0">
I didn't include the kicking mechanic, even though it's in the game.
Also, here's the
.capx file. It WAS well document, and then I got lazy near the end.