*UPDATE!* Now with a whole two fewer bugs!
Darn it, that chickin gone crazee, keeps thinkin' it's still Thanksgivin' an' the turkee's gittin' too much attenshun. He's hell bent on gittin' 'imself all jooced up on cranbrees an' on the farmer's dinner table!
Good job that farmer's got 'imself a stockpile of ol' squishee squashes to knock the stuffin' outa that loopy chickin wit'!
Watch ya branium, chicky, pumpkeens incomin'!!